NON STOP ECSTATIC DANCING IN SODOM

Now, this is great news!
«Soft Cell remix album 'Heat - The Remixes' which will be released via Some Bizzare/Universal in February 2008. It will feature brand new takes on classic Soft Cell singles and album tracks. Remixes already completed include 'Torch', 'Heat', 'So', 'A Man Can Get Lost', 'Bedsitter', 'Surrender To A Stranger', 'Numbers', 'Memorabilia' and further remixes are currently in progress to complete the set. STOP PRESS - Remixes are coming in fast and furious, names including Cicada, Richard X, MHC, Mark Moore, Kinky Roland, Spektrum, George Demure, Yer Man and many more. Also watch out for brand new expanded editions of 'Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret', 'Non-Stop Ecstatic Dancing' and 'This Last Night In Sodom', which will all be released in the next 6 months or so...»

This is news direct from the source, and i have been dancing around in my bedsit since i heard it!

Listen to some of the remixes over at myspace.com/softcellremixalbumofficial



The confirmed tracklist so far includes:
"Memorabilia" – Cicada Remix
"Seedy Films" – Richard X Remix
"Bedsitter" – Manhattan Clique Remix
"Sex Dwarf" – The Grid Remix
"Tainted Love" – Paul Dakeyne Remix
"Torch" – Manhattan Clique Remix
"Where The Heart Is" – Marcas Lancaster Remix
"Numbers" – Spektrum Remix
"Heat" – Yer Man Remix
"The Art Of Falling Apart" – Atomizer Remix
"A Man Can Get Lost "– Marcello Remix
"Secret Life" - George Demure Remix
"Surrender To A Stranger" – MHC Remix
"So" – The Grid Remix
"Frustration" – Punx Soundcheck Remix
"Chips On My Shoulder" – Mark Moore & Kinky Roland Remix
"Entertain Me" – Kinky Roland Remix
"Best Way To Kill" – Dave Ball Remix
"Barriers" – Dark Poets Remix
"Her Imagination" – Monkey Farm Frankenstein Remix

THE LUNATICS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE ASYLUM

For my norwegian readers:
Gry Jannicke Jarlum aka J-Diva aka The Motherfucking Diva Queen.
... ord blir fattige.

Da Gry Jannicke Jarlum ga ut boka «Du Er Jeg » i 1993 var det som om E.T. endelig hadde fått summetonen og kunne ringe hjem ...

Gry Jannicke Jarlum hadde i 1992 en sterk ufo-opplevelse, og en stund etter den fikk hun evnen til å skrive automatskrift. På spørsmål får hun svar i automatskrift, og tar opp temaer som reinkarnasjon, religion, seksualisering, sorg, sykdom, tankenes kraft, politikk, fattigdom, rikdom, liv på andre planeter og mye mer.

Hvorfor er vi her på jorden?
I automatskrift kommer svaret: «Menneskene på jorden i dag er i virkeligheten sjeler som ikke klarte sin oppgave på andre planeter. Det var et eksperiment å samle alle de svake sjelene sammen på ett sted å gi dem en ny sjanse.» Gry Jannicke Jarlum skrev også sangtekster i automatskrift, og satt melodi til. Og en CD med låtene fulgte med boka.

Min absolutte favoritt er Gry Jannicke Jarlum og E.T.s oppgjør med motebransjen, burhøns og sauer som går seg vill i fjellet.

You go girl!

GRY JANNICKE JARLUM «MOTEMENNESKER»



AND NOW FOR SOME INTERNATIONAL WEIRDNESS: THE SHAGGS

For my english visitors: You may, or should, be familier with the unique group The Shaggs.

To give you a taster. Here are two of their most popular tunes.

THE SHAGGS «MY PAL FOOT FOOT»


THE SHAGGS «WHO ARE PARENTS»


Learn more here:
The Official Web Site of the Shaggs

The Shaggs @ Wikipedia

PRIMAL ONO & MOORE

This is one of my all time favourite songs and remixes ...
...i`ll let it speak for it self. Just hope you enjoy it as much as i do.



YOKO ONO «RISING»
Listen to your heart,

Respect your intuition.

Make your manifestation,

Theres no limitation.

Have courage,

Have rage, were all together.



Oh - uh...


Have courage,

Have rage, were all together.



Oh - uh...


Follow your heart,

Use your intuition.

Make your manifestation,

Theres no confusion.

Have courage,

Have rage, were rising.


Oh - uh...


Follow your heart,

Use your intuition.

Make your manifestation,

Theres no confusion.

Have courage,

Have rage, were rising.


Oh - uh...


Follow your heart,

Use your intuition.

Make your manifestation,

Have courage,

Have rage, were rising.


Oh - uh...


Have courage,

Have rage, were rising.

Theres no confusion.

Were all together.






YOKO ONO «RISING» THURSTON MOORE REMIX

WHERE AM I? WHO AM I?

Ever had the feeling of being completely lost ... ha ha, no it´s not a trick question you fool!

I really feel what The Micronauts are on about in their song «The Jag» when i watch the video Gregg Araki made for the track ... kind of like the Pulp song that goes «I seem to have lost an important piece of my brain, somewhere in a field in Hampshire ...»

My recommandation? If you find yourself in a situation like this, just go with the flow ...
And start singing, «Oh Baby what you´ve done to me ...»

THE MICRONAUTS «THE JAG»



THE MICRONAUTS «THE JAG»

I HATE SPORTS! ...BUT THIS MAKES ME CHEER!

«I'm sexy, I'm cute, / I'm popular to boot / I'm bitchin', great hair, / The boys all love to stare, / I'm wanted, I'm hot, / I'm everything you're not, / I'm pretty, I'm cool, / I dominate the school, / Who am I? Just guess, / Guys wanna touch my chest, / I'm rockin', I smile, / And many think I'm vile, / I'm flyin', I jump, / You can look but don't you hump, / Whoo / I'm major, I roar, / I swear I'm not a whore, / We cheer and we lead, / We act like we're on speed, / You hate us 'cause we're beautiful, / Well we don't like you either, / We're cheerleaders, / We are cheerleaders. / Roll call...»

MICHAEL FORSHAW «CHEERLEADER» DJ URBAN REMIX



And after the game i meet up with my boyfriend, captain of the team, in the locker room ... we hit the showers ... and suddenly i feel a song coming on ..! «Oh no, not again!» i hear you cry ... But wait – you wanna listen to this, i promise!

ADRIANO CANZIAN «MY BOYFRIEND IS VERY SEXY»

ANOTHER SONG ABOUT DANCING …

My idol, Morrissey, once said: «Dance music has destroyed everything» …



Now, there are lot´s of crap out there – and the band Freezepop have released their fair share of crap …
However: this time they struck me hard with their album «FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE PERFECT».

Just listen to this naïve and catchy pop tune – dance the dust away and brighten up your day!

FREEZEPOP «POP MUSIC IS NOT A CRIME»





POP MUSIC IS NOT A CRIME
another song about dancing
what is it that you want from me?
if i wrote a song about more serious things
would you take me seriously?
it’s just that i really like to dance
do you feel the same way that i do?
would you dance to a song about dancing?
if so, i’d like to dance with you

pop music, pop music is not a crime
pop music, pop music, we write it all the time
pop music, pop music is not a crime
pop music, pop music, dancing to my stupid rhymes

another song about dancing
i know you’ve heard it all before
if i wrote a song about more serious things
would you want to hear some more?
it’s just that i really like to dance
i guess that sounds pretty trite
would you dance to a song about dancing?
guilty pleasures feel so right

pop music, pop music is not a crime
pop music, pop music, we write it all the time
pop music, pop music is not a crime
pop music, pop music, dancing to my stupid rhymes

pop music, pop music is not a crime
pop music, pop music, dancing to my stupid rhymes

listen to me
give me a minute of your time
listen to me
and sing along with what you know
listen to me
pop music is not a crime
listen to me
now i'm on the radio

listen to me
the drumbeat makes us starry-eyed
listen to me
and dance along at our next show
listen to me
pop music is not a crime
listen to me
now i'm on the radio

come dance with me
we’ve got a beat you can’t deny
come dance with me
and you just can’t tell me no
come dance with me
pop music is not a crime
come dance with me, now i'm on the radio

WANT MORE? FREEZEPOP

GO TO iTUNES AND BUY FREEZEPOP «FUTURE FUTURE FUTURE PERFECT»

POP MUSIC IS NOT A CRIME!

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DOWNLOAD DJ DEADSWAN «POP MUSIC IS NOT A CRIME»

LURING DISCO DOLLIES TO A LIFE OF VICE

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Do you look a mess
Do you have a hangover
Did you over do the lemonade
Cut short on the soda
Did you do that dance
The doctor told you that you shouldn't do
But you're only young
You should do that dance twice over
I know it's pretty early
But you still look great
Just ready for the beauty
That the make-up will create
Take a little blusher
Take a little paint
Put on the silver dress
The one that makes the young boys faint
I'm sitting on my bed
And I'm looking at the time
Have a cup of coffee
And you're feeling fine
Put on that new record
That you brought the other day
The words'll make you smile
You can dance the dust away
Make your single bed
And push the tea leaves down the drain
Take a long deep breathe
And start the night life over again

Dancing
Laughing
Drinking
Loving
Dancing
Laughing


[SOFT CELL // BEDSITTER 12” EXT. VERSION]

WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED GAY?

What is this thing called Gay?
I thought it was about life, love and passion
That is was way more original
Than the latest high street fashion
That it was more than a business proposition.
I thought it lived in glorious opposition
To some of the hideous wrongs of our society
That gay meant colour
Of more than the rainbow variety
That experience was our college,
Life, our university
I thought this thing called gay
Meant we were warriors of diversity
Banners flying high
Weapons in hand
Marching mincing
To the Promised Land.
That it was way more important
Than the newest celebrity in vogue
Call me old-fashioned
But I think this thing called Gay
Means so much more
Than just Kylie Minogue,
So much more than wanting more
So what is this thing called Gay?
And who is it for?

Well
This is for the rent boys
Disadvantaged and the poor
This is for the people our magazines ignore
This is for the volunteers
And the mobile-phoneless
This is for the streets
And the gays who are homeless.

This is for the queers
Who first answered the clarion call
Those magnificent men who were drag queens
Breaking rules and breaking nails
By throwing bricks at Stonewall.
This is for their sparkle
This is for their spangle
This is for those who wore the pink triangle.
This is for the ladies, transgendered and the gents
And those sassy saucy Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

This is for the slogan “No surrender”
For every diesel dyke
And lipstick lesbian avenger.
This is for the complex, the confident and banal
And for all those wonderful times
Cruising the canal.
This is for the bitter, this is for the sweet
And for all of you out there
Who love an anal treat.

This is for the people who survived their abusers
This is for the sex workers and the wheelchair users
For families, friends, partners
Who’ve watched their loved ones die
For the lowest of the low
The highest of the high.
This is for those of us who live with this disease
This is for anger
This is for peace.
This isn’t for Judy Garland, Shirley Bassey or Madonna
This is for unity, integrity and honour
For individuality and its increasing rarity
For S&M
And its liberating perversity.
This is for the fat
This is for the skinny
This is for the screaming queen
And the moaning Minnie.
This is for the winners
But more for the losers
And for all my friends
The pill-poppers and boozers
Rave on Gaychester!

This is for movement
This is for stillness
This is for sanity
And mental illness.
This is for the families who have never pretended
This is for the forgiving
And the offended
This is for coming through the violence and hate
This is for the end
Of Clause 28.
This is for the isolated
This is for the crowd.

This is Chloe Poems
And why I’m out and proud.




WANT MORE? CHLOE POEMS

SHES´S A GODSTAR NOW ...

This is a sad day ....

«Genesis Breyer P-Orridge and her reactivated Psychic TV aka PTV3 are terribly sad to announce the cancellation of their November North American tour dates. This decision is entirely due to the unexpected passing of band member Lady Jaye Breyer P-Orridge.

Lady Jaye died suddenly on Tuesday 9th October 2007 at home in Brooklyn, New York from a previously undiagnosed heart condition which is thought to have been connected with her long-term battle with stomach cancer. Lady Jaye collapsed and died in the arms of her heartbroken "other half" Genesis Breyer P-Orridge.

Being overwhelmed by the enormity of their loss, Genesis and the other surviving band members of Psychic TV/PTV3 are not able to properly meet the demands of touring and performance. Obviously, her absence onstage , the conspicuous loss of her unique charisma, music and humour would be an unbearable emotional reality to confront night after night.

The group, who have been touring to promote their first studio album in 12 years, will announce future plans after an appropriate period of mourning.»

PSYCHIC TV «CARESSE»

HANKY von HELL

I guess i should be upset about Hank von Helvetes outburst about gay marriage ... comparing it to people having sex with sheeps ... but, you know ... why bother?

He´s in way over his head now, the sweetheart ...

I have to tolerate him as i have to tolerate religious gay´s , and even gay priests... Masochists, if you ask moi.
Not that there is anything wrong with that!



Our religious Hanky Hank von Hell – and his troupe Turboneger – are usually pretty good at playing this game, and fuck around with the press and the politically correct amongst us. This time though it´s not even funny you know ...

The only funny aspect of it all is that when the interview in NO was released Turboneger was in San Francisco ... Now that´s a kick in the rubber parts! Ha ha.

Anyway´s punters: I love Hank von Helvete – and as soon as he buys me a bottle of Vodka i`ll kiss him on the cheek and let it all go.

...however: i want him to point out excactly where in the bible all the rules about marriage is written. I never read the book you see ...

Enjoy this earcandy by the way. It samples Turboneger ... and all their rules ...

XINOBI «TURBONEGRO´S LESSON»

EVERYBODY´S GAY ...

DIRTY IMPORTANT PERSON «EVERYBODY´S GAY»

F F F F F FASHION

KOOLWAH feat ANDI FRAGGS «FASHION» HAUTE COUTURE REMIX

SAVE THE PLANET KILL YOURSELF

... it´s just one of those days i guess ...

CHRIS KORDA «SAVE THE PLANET KILL YOURSELF»

ANTMUSIC FOR SEXPEOPLE

This is a test ... to see if these applications work.

If they do: enjoy some good old goodies from one of my fave bands!

ADAM AND THE ANTS «YOU´RE SO (PHYSICAL)»



ADAM AND THE ANTS «CHRISTIAN D´OR»

TURN ON || TUNE IN || DROP OUT

I KNOW WHAT BOYS, AND SOME GIRLS, LIKE

I´m sure lot of you like the 80s song «I Know What Boys Like» by The Waitresses. Well, i like it too.

... however i really like Shampoo and their version as well.
Not to mention the version by The Junkies ... lurve it!

You can download both versions, by Shampoo and The Junkies, further down.

But then, the other day i found a new version. This time a version about what the girls like, done by Torsten Kretchzmar and Men of Sport.

A fun fun, queer eye for the straight girl kind of song ... you know what i mean...

If not, check the video.

Oh, and you can download this version as well, just scroll baby, scroll....

Torsten Kretchzmar and Men of Sport «I Know What Girls Like»



And here is the original, by The Waitresses


AND NOW: HERE ARE THE GOODS!
DOWNLOAD TORSTEN KRETCHZMAR AND MEN OF SPORT «I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE»

DOWNLOAD SHAMPOO «I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE» EXTENDED VERSION

DOWNLOAD THE JUNKIES «I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE» DJ COSMO & DJ ZALMAN REMIX

AND A BONUS TREAT 4 YOU DARLINGS:
FROM THE SOUNDTRACK OF «ANOTHER GAY MOVIE»
DOWNLOAD AMANDA LEPORE «I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE»

MAN-TO-MAN ELECTRONIC SEX MUSIC

HIRSUTE PURSUIT is the brainchild of Harley Phoenix, a gay man that is not ashamed to let the world know, loud and clear, he’s a man’s man.

The upcoming CD, «That Hole Belongs To Me», will feature collaborators such as Bryin Dall of Thee Majesty, Boyd Rice of NON and Sleazy of Coil/Throbbing Gristle – nothing shocking there right?

The music is real. The sex is real. Hirsute Pursuit has struck a chord with more and more gay men, and more will follow after his songs finds their way through cyber space.



From GLAM, Gay and Lesbian Alternative Music conference and award show:
Hirsute Pursuit
Man-to-Man Electronic Sex Music

Created by Harley Phoenix, this is Gay Sex Music that offers no apologies. Enticing rhythms combined with raw sex and a commanding, deep, resonate voice, Harley has transformed explicit instructions for serving his pleasure into a musical orgy that hits the gay community where it plays, the dance floor and the bedroom. Sleazy dance beats pound along at tempos that encourage carnal exploration, while sounds of ecstasy cannot be ignored. You will be thinking Cock Thoughts.

After starting with a MySpace page in 2006 Hirsute Pursuit has become THE MOST PLAYED GAY MUSIC ON MYSPACE. Typical letters from fans tell Harley that after listening to his music, they HAD to go “get off”. While fans have been pleading for photos, Harley refuses to give in. Understanding the restraints of reality, Harley remains in the shadows, making Hirsute Pursuit the ultimate in musical fantasy.

Without any publicity or releases, Hirsute Pursuit has had over 140,000 plays in less than a year! Drawing fans from all musical genres, including House, Country, Rock, Hip Hop, etc. Primarily attracting a gay audience, recent fans also include female dominatrixes and middle-class housewives. The raw sensuality has now crossed over into the heterosexual domain.

This is music you can fuck to, as well as bump and grind.

Harley Phoenix is currently preparing Hirsute Pursuit’s live show experience which will include actual musicians, dancers and video to give the audience members a complete sensory explosion.

DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT IT?
YOU CAN FUCKING HAVE IT!

DOWNLOAD HIRSUTE PURSUIT «COCK THOUGHTS»

DOWNLOAD HIRSUTE PURSUIT with BOYD RICE «BOYS KEEP SWINGING»



BUY HIRSUTE PURSUIT «THAT HOLE BELONGS TO ME»

VISIT HIRSUTE PURSUIT @ MYSPACE

FIGHT FOR YOUR [GAY] RIGHTS

DOWNLOAD GAY FIGHT CLUB «ASS TIME»


DOWNLOAD GAY FIGHT CLUB «FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS»

GAY FIGHT CLUB

Mc Cock Thing and Mc Woda (aka Wide Open Dirty Ass) is better known as the German rap group Gay Fight Club. Or lesser known perhaps ...?

I`ve been trying to get hold of information about them – no luck so far.

Gay Fight Club is assfuck electro clubrap from Berlin.
... and i crave more, more and more.

One thing i have learned though is: First rule of Gay Fight Club is you DO talk about Gay Fight Club.

So i will keep searching and investigate until i have the information we all need in order to really enjoy this awesome duo.

While i`m doing the dirty work, why don´t you enjoy some Gay Fight Club music?
DOWNLOAD GAY FIGHT CLUB «FUCK MY ASS»

VISIT GAY FIGHT CLUB

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER ...

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WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FISH

While being in the state of pandrogyny, gender bending and gender queerness it seems like a perfect idea to start the day with some eyecandy and earfuzz from Copenhagens finest, MISS FISH!



I`m in the process of trying to get Miss Fish on stage in Oslo, as soon as possible.

I`ll keep you posted on that one dear punters. In the mean time enjoy these music videoes from the glittering MISS FISH

MISS FISH «THE BEAUTY REGIME»



MISS FISH «DARK SIDE OF THE MIRROR»