It`s a cheap laugh. But a good laugh in these silent, moody and claustrophobic days of «we-are-a-family-and-we-are-having-a-blood-jolly-good-xmas-together- wether-you-like-it-or-not!»
ABOUT THE WET SPOTS: The Wet Spots sing smart, catchy tunes about sex. In their first year of performing together, they went from guest spots in seedy cabarets to headlining at seedy comedy clubs, which they took as a step up. Three years later, developing a cult following with the success of their internet video, the duo travels the world with their unique blend of stand-up, song, and sex advocacy.
Inspired by Cole Porter, Monty Python, and Tenacious D, The Wet Spots are known for their lively shows, which feature spankings, singalongs, and bawdy sex-ed. Few are indifferent when it comes to their genre-busting act. They have won critical acclaim for their "outrageously clever lyrics" (Georgia Straight) and "sophisticated showmanship" (Vancouver Sun). They have also been called "utterly without substance" and accused of "lowering the tone of the evening" (Cape Town Times). Confirming both opinions, their new album Hello Kinky (2006) has become a favourite on queer radio AND the Howard Stern network.
PANSY DIVISION «HOMO CHRISTMAS» You'll probably get sweaters Underwear and socks But what you'd really like for Christmas Is a nice hard cock You deserve a cute boy Who's horny and queer To make the most out of Christmas cheer I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Cristmas present Have a homo Christmas this year Don't be miserable Like Morrissey Let me do you Underneath the Christmas tree We'll push the packages Out of the way And after you've unwrapped me Naked on the floor we'll play I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Cristmas present Have a homo Christmas this year
Your family won't give you encouragement But let me give you Sexual nourishment Licking nipples Licking nuts Putting candy canes Up each other's butts I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Cristmas present Have a homo Christmas I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Cristmas present Have a homo Christmas this year
FATFIGHTERS ELECTRO Ha ha ha, this is some crazy ass cartoon electro that makes me jump for joy with a huge grin on my face.
Marjorie Dawes is, as many of you may know, the terrifying leader of weight loss support group Fatfighters. And you got know Marjorie through the hilarious series Little Britain where she was telleing everyone to eat dust instead of giving in to the cravings. I have just become aware of Miss Kitty Litter. We`ve met once – but I am going to stalk her until she agrees to make some music with me! Be afraid Miss Litter, be very afraid!
ELECTRIC HEART ATTACK Norway`s beloved Lil`Wolf have turned X.Lover into a floorfiller for sure. Now, before you get all excited I have to tell you: No, it`s not the X.Lover, from Gigolo Records. These guys are form Norway. I suggested they changed name to (My Norwegian) X.Lover. But, nooooo … Anyway; this is a great track! Banging!
Check them on MySpace for a really kool cover of «Push It»
YOU SPUN ME `ROUND `ROUND BABY Have you seen SPUN? It`s hilarious ... scary, freaky and yet so familier ... oooh. Aaanyway; before i go into the «forgive me father ... but do you have a bump?» i shall get to the point.
Meth is a fucked up drug that are destroying clubland, and in fact, threatning the gay community in the states. England is beginning to tweak. What about Scandinavia? Well, we are the amphetamin-area of the world. Sure, cocain use is rising but the vikings prefer their speed.
There are tons of anti-meth campaigns out there – that`s why i was so surprised when i sat down and listened to SK8 and their tune «TINA». ... infotainment indeed – check for yourself.
But first some quotes from an Crystal Meth Anon Convention. Bad taste you say? Oh dear... «Two kinds of tweakers, the sex tweaker and the Martha Stewart tweaker»
«I started out with a VHS and ended up with a DVD» (common tweaker behavior, isolated in a room for years with endless porn movies)
«My only goals on speed: Get Loaded, Get Laid, and avoid all adult responsibility»
A new boyfriend. A brand new boyfriend ... Well, do i really? Nah! Well i will not rule it out completely though ... i mean, you know... First off there are some basic rules:
1. He has to have great taste in music - or none at all. I`d rather he just sit and listen to what I wanna play. 2. He should be firm - meaning; if i`m out of it at some afterparty he will call me up and demand that i come home «right now! you here?» ... «um, right, yeah ... i`ll be there any minute...» 3. Home, where is that? Well, i have my home - and he has our home. Selfish? Nah, my cat lives in my home, meaning it`s his home. And besides, i have all my records and equipment in my home, sweet home ... 4. He does not, under any circumstances, suggest we go somewhere tropical for our holiday. He can can go, if he want`s to, alone! 5. He will never, ever, try to merge our friends into one big happy family - it will never work. believe me i know! 6. The rest of the rules ...? Well i will make them up as we go along. Trust me. Ok? No? Oh well ...