MY BRAND NEW BOYFRIEND

What is it called again? Root canal?
Whatever ... my dentist actually hurt me and the pain is gonna stay a while, i was told.

Oh well, it has to be done. But hey, it means i could spend some money to comfort myself.
And what did i buy?

The Jeff Stryker doll of course!

He was never my favourite pornstar, but he`s a stayer and a fucker so that was reason enough.

At the moment i am babysitting my good friend Baron von Bulldog`s Billy Doll.
At a resent party he tried to make a c-list celebrity adopt Billy ... and i was furious!
Your dolls are supposed to stay with you for a lifetime, not just for x-mas...
And, i might add, especially doll`s that are as hung as the Billy Doll ... i rest my case.

No, wait. Why is Billy in my care i hear you ask?
At the end of the party i found Billy tossed away. Face down on the stairs. His ass exposed and not able to make any sense.
So, as the caring and compassionate person i try to be, sometimes, i took him by the balls and threw him in my backpack and headed home.

And now i`m in for a long and sleepless night as Billy and Jeff are getting to know one another ... cest la vie.


As a special treat i leave you with a bizarre musical gem. Jeff Stryker knows more than just fucking guys up the ass ... Here is a spanking country tune about just that; rear entry.

DOWNLOAD JEFF STRYKER «POP YOU IN THE POOPER»

Sing along with Jeff kids!

POP YOU IN THE POOPER
Hey Buddy--- you say you're straight, well that's great
But you oughtta try something new--
'Cause you've got a spot in a place that's HOT
And it likes to be tickled too!
I've got a WADD to drop on your loading dock--
"Deliveries in the Rear"
So, Buddy let's play, while the wife's away--
Let me get you another beer!!

Lemme' pop you in the pooper, Buddy
Until I hear you SQUEAL
If it hurts at first, that'll pass and then
You'll see how GOOD it feels.
We'll do it "doggie style", so get on your PAWS
And turn around and kneel---
YEAHH!! POP YOU IN THE POOPER, BUDDY---
Let's see how GOOD it feels!

If you're ready now, I'm gonna start to PLOW
And FERTILIZE YOUR FIELD--
Boy your "farm" is rich--- take it ALL you BITCH
Let's see what "crop" it yields.
For a guy who's "straight"--- MAN, your butt feels great
And don't worry, I'll never tell....
When we MEAT next time, maybe you'll try MINE,
But for now, let's hear YOU yell!! Yaaaaa----HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

CHORUS
Lemme' pop you in the pooper, Buddy
Until I hear you SQUEAL
If it hurts at first, that'll pass and then
You'll see it's no big deal!
Let's do it "doggie style", so GET ON YOUR PAWS
And turn around and KNEEL--
YEAHH!! POP YOU IN THE POOPER, BUDDY---
Don't you see how GOOD that feels??!!

I POPPED YOU IN THE POOPER, BABY.... now you KNOW how GREAT that feels!!!