HOW TO DESTROY ANGELS

HOW TO DESTROY ANGELS, originally uploaded by Dj Deadswan.

Inspired by the amazing Coil record «How To Destroy Angels»

Goodbye 2006 - Hello 2007... I know it will be a good year!

...I SAW DADDY FISTING SANTA

It`s a cheap laugh. But a good laugh in these silent, moody and claustrophobic days of «we-are-a-family-and-we-are-having-a-blood-jolly-good-xmas-together-
wether-you-like-it-or-not!»

ABOUT THE WET SPOTS:
The Wet Spots sing smart, catchy tunes about sex. In their first year of performing together, they went from guest spots in seedy cabarets to headlining at seedy comedy clubs, which they took as a step up. Three years later, developing a cult following with the success of their internet video, the duo travels the world with their unique blend of stand-up, song, and sex advocacy.


Inspired by Cole Porter, Monty Python, and Tenacious D, The Wet Spots are known for their lively shows, which feature spankings, singalongs, and bawdy sex-ed. Few are indifferent when it comes to their genre-busting act. They have won critical acclaim for their "outrageously clever lyrics" (Georgia Straight) and "sophisticated showmanship" (Vancouver Sun). They have also been called "utterly without substance" and accused of "lowering the tone of the evening" (Cape Town Times). Confirming both opinions, their new album Hello Kinky (2006) has become a favourite on queer radio AND the Howard Stern network.

...enjoy!

THE WET SPOTS «FIST ME THIS CHRISTMAS»


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A PANSY X-MAS DIVISION

PANSY DIVISION «HOMO CHRISTMAS»
You'll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Is a nice hard cock
You deserve a cute boy
Who's horny and queer
To make the most out
of Christmas cheer
I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree
We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play
I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year

Your family won't
give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts
I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas
I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year

PANSY DIVISION «HOMO CHRISTMAS»

SPUN SPUN SUGAR ...

FATFIGHTERS ELECTRO
Ha ha ha, this is some crazy ass cartoon electro that makes me jump for joy with a huge grin on my face.

Marjorie Dawes is, as many of you may know, the terrifying leader of weight loss support group Fatfighters. And you got know Marjorie through the hilarious series Little Britain where she was telleing everyone to eat dust instead of giving in to the cravings.
I have just become aware of Miss Kitty Litter. We`ve met once – but I am going to stalk her until she agrees to make some music with me!
Be afraid Miss Litter, be very afraid!

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MISS KITTY LITTER «CRAVINGZ» edit

ELECTRIC HEART ATTACK
Norway`s beloved Lil`Wolf have turned X.Lover into a floorfiller for sure.
Now, before you get all excited I have to tell you: No, it`s not the X.Lover, from Gigolo Records. These guys are form Norway.
I suggested they changed name to (My Norwegian) X.Lover. But, nooooo …

Anyway; this is a great track! Banging!

Check them on MySpace for a really kool cover of «Push It»

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X.LOVER «CONNECTION» LIL´ WOLF`S FIRST AGAINST THE WALL REMIX





YOU SPUN ME `ROUND `ROUND BABY
Have you seen SPUN?
It`s hilarious ... scary, freaky and yet so familier ... oooh.
Aaanyway; before i go into the «forgive me father ... but do you have a bump?» i shall get to the point.


Meth is a fucked up drug that are destroying clubland, and in fact, threatning the gay community in the states. England is beginning to tweak. What about Scandinavia? Well, we are the amphetamin-area of the world. Sure, cocain use is rising but the vikings prefer their speed.

There are tons of anti-meth campaigns out there – that`s why i was so surprised when i sat down and listened to SK8 and their tune «TINA».
... infotainment indeed – check for yourself.

But first some quotes from an Crystal Meth Anon Convention. Bad taste you say? Oh dear...
«Two kinds of tweakers, the sex tweaker and the Martha Stewart tweaker»

«I started out with a VHS and ended up with a DVD»
(common tweaker behavior, isolated in a room for years with endless porn movies)

«My only goals on speed: Get Loaded, Get Laid, and avoid all adult responsibility»

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SK8 «TINA» CHRIS COX CLUB MIX

... all i want for x-mas is ...

A new boyfriend. A brand new boyfriend ...
Well, do i really? Nah!
Well i will not rule it out completely though ... i mean, you know...
First off there are some basic rules:

1. He has to have great taste in music - or none at all. I`d rather he just sit and listen to what I wanna play.
2. He should be firm - meaning; if i`m out of it at some afterparty he will call me up and demand that i come home «right now! you here?» ... «um, right, yeah ... i`ll be there any minute...»
3. Home, where is that? Well, i have my home - and he has our home. Selfish? Nah, my cat lives in my home, meaning it`s his home. And besides, i have all my records and equipment in my home, sweet home ...
4. He does not, under any circumstances, suggest we go somewhere tropical for our holiday. He can can go, if he want`s to, alone!
5. He will never, ever, try to merge our friends into one big happy family - it will never work. believe me i know!
6. The rest of the rules ...? Well i will make them up as we go along. Trust me. Ok? No? Oh well ...


I can always grow my own!
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THIS SONG IS NOT FOR YOU LOVERS ...

Damn!
I just wanna dance and dance - and i do, in my bedroom.

This song just makes me silly, happy and full of myself! Hell yeah!

Enjoy yr weekend, i will!

«OOOO
This song is not for you lovers
Woo-oo-oo
don't stop push it now
and I will give it all to you
don't just stop now
and try to give it all up»

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Iconoclastic

Iconoclastic, originally uploaded by Dj Deadswan.

Iconoclastic

Iconoclastic, originally uploaded by Dj Deadswan.

Iconoclastic

Iconoclastic, originally uploaded by Dj Deadswan.

Iconoclastic

Iconoclastic, originally uploaded by Dj Deadswan.

a selection of flyers done for my club Iconoclastic

i`m useless ...

Too much work, too much alcohol and chemicals, no time to play - i don`t really think fun is fun anymore, so there you go go go!

Not really true though!
This is fun!

TRASH FASHION «IT`S A RAVE DAVE»