... all i want for x-mas is ...

A new boyfriend. A brand new boyfriend ...
Well, do i really? Nah!
Well i will not rule it out completely though ... i mean, you know...
First off there are some basic rules:

1. He has to have great taste in music - or none at all. I`d rather he just sit and listen to what I wanna play.
2. He should be firm - meaning; if i`m out of it at some afterparty he will call me up and demand that i come home «right now! you here?» ... «um, right, yeah ... i`ll be there any minute...»
3. Home, where is that? Well, i have my home - and he has our home. Selfish? Nah, my cat lives in my home, meaning it`s his home. And besides, i have all my records and equipment in my home, sweet home ...
4. He does not, under any circumstances, suggest we go somewhere tropical for our holiday. He can can go, if he want`s to, alone!
5. He will never, ever, try to merge our friends into one big happy family - it will never work. believe me i know!
6. The rest of the rules ...? Well i will make them up as we go along. Trust me. Ok? No? Oh well ...


I can always grow my own!
(Click for bigger view)

THIS SONG IS NOT FOR YOU LOVERS ...

Damn!
I just wanna dance and dance - and i do, in my bedroom.

This song just makes me silly, happy and full of myself! Hell yeah!

Enjoy yr weekend, i will!

«OOOO
This song is not for you lovers
Woo-oo-oo
don't stop push it now
and I will give it all to you
don't just stop now
and try to give it all up»

DOWNLOAD THE SOUNDS «TONY THE BEAT» REX THE DOG RMX

Iconoclastic

Iconoclastic, originally uploaded by Dj Deadswan.

Iconoclastic

Iconoclastic, originally uploaded by Dj Deadswan.

Iconoclastic

Iconoclastic, originally uploaded by Dj Deadswan.

Iconoclastic

Iconoclastic, originally uploaded by Dj Deadswan.

a selection of flyers done for my club Iconoclastic

i`m useless ...

Too much work, too much alcohol and chemicals, no time to play - i don`t really think fun is fun anymore, so there you go go go!

Not really true though!
This is fun!

TRASH FASHION «IT`S A RAVE DAVE»

WANT DIFFERENT? THIS IS DIFFERENT ...

Zeigenbock Kopf



FROM TIGERBEAT:
The ultra-lowfi, mysterious and frighteningly addictive, slut-punk duo of german brothers hans and uli bunschlaper with aid from Detlef, Zeigenbock Kopf left the flacid and impotent dance scene of berlin behind forever. Their beats pummel. Their bass is too loud and the highs are acrid. you can smell the cum steaming out of the monitors..they came to san fransisco not to embrace the dance scene or the gay pride parades but to destroy clubs and to hurt people who open themselves up to be victimized by the hurter put on at live shows they cum to dance and you too will dance because you are weak. Z/K release this follow up album to there debut album "I.D.M.", a severely warped and very un PC collection of assdestroying sexy electro gabber beats and rockabillyish guitars and organs combined with dance till you drop dead vocal commandments that you have to hear to believe. Fans of mens recovery project, whitehouse, pink and brown, kid606, abba, miss kitten, electronicat, merzbow, coachwhips, numbers, and throbbing gristle will be very pleased. Theirs is the sound of a spastically pulsating prostate...and they will tear you a new earhole while showing you the difference between your orifices, polymorphously perverse crunchy waveforms and harsh minimal early industrial booty with Krautcock vox 100% Rectum rockin!!!!"

Enough said ...

...but we knew that that tune, as people have been calling it since the first day we dropped it on an unexpected dancefloor at Iconoclastic, would grow to be a monster. Well, the song is still great - actually it turned people into monsters ... High five for the award for best video 2006!



and ... Kayne West ...? Brrrphhii harrr ahrrr ..... «We are your friends / You`ll never be alone again / So come on» ...grow up, idiot!!

A WORLD OF WONDER

[this was supposed to be posted early this morning but blogger had the flu i guess...]

Sitting here having a coffee before i pop down to radiOrakel to do my weekly radioshow, «Abstinens». It`s early, i know. But hey, why waste time sleeping? If you are sleeping you can always hear the radioshow on mondays. Ch ch ch check out the station RADIORAKEL.

But, the reason I sat down to do this post was that I wanted to share something kool with you all. The website WORLD OF WONDER is a constant source of information, infotainment and kooleness for me.

Just have a look at this hilarious gif I found this morning.
Tags: Madonna, Oprah, Africa, Aids, Cars, Adoption etc etc etc.



But what is WORLD OF WONDER?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Thank god for people clever enough to have a manifest! So this is the World Of Wonder, in their own words:

We at World of Wonder
We at World of Wonder pride ourselves on being champions of the eccentric, the bizarre, the kooky, the outlandish, the subversive, the outcast, and all things that exist on the fringe of society. We believe that the underground of today is the mainstream of tomorrow, and that the true innovators of the present are found not at the crest of pop culture, but lie just underneath, creating the groundswell for the next great wave. It is our goal to bring into the spotlight those people and ideas that now reside at the edge of civilization. This is our manifesto, and these are our beliefs:

We believe that there is an artist inside all of us (but usually a bad one).
We believe that imagination is second only to good looks.
We believe the superficial is the most profound.
We believe that soup cans are art.
We believe that celebrity is the disease of the 21st century.

We believe that everyone is the star of their own musical.
We believe that children should be named after consumer products.
We believe genocide is a lousy way to solve demographic problems.
We believe that history belongs to those who write it.

We believe that beauty is on the outside (and if you don't believe us just peel off your skin).
We believe we are living in the age of the thing.
We believe that chartreuse is the new yellow.
We believe that salmon can be served with either red or white wine.
We believe the children are the future.

We believe your car is your suit.
We believe that Las Vegas is the pinnacle of modern architecture.
We believe that video did not kill the radio star, but only hurt her feelings.
We believe in the sixteenth minute.
We believe that the television is a good device for raising your children.

We believe that two wrongs almost invariably make a right.
We believe that you should never drink the water in Mexico.
We believe that the glass is neither half empty nor half full, but simply confused.

We believe that modern life is rubbish.
We believe the wrapping's the thing.
We believe that a man should be allowed to marry his horse (but only if the horse can speak and voices its consent).
We believe in the emptiness of emptiness.
We believe that the missionary position is best left to missionaries.

We believe glamour is where you are not.
We believe that the mullet never got the attention it deserved.
We believe that seltzer water is primed for a comeback.
We believe that Elvis is dead, but probably preserving nicely.

And finally...

We believe that you should never, ever turn off your tv.

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMM ...

First of all ... I adore Kate Moss! So it was only a matter of time before she was warholized. The most absurd thing about it all is the artist ... Banksy. Right ... ok..
he he he. I totally respect him and his ability to surprise, aim, fire and repeat.

The thing that makes me smile is the media frenzy that is building as we speak.
Latest report:
«The six silkscreen prints of the Croydon-born beauty, which reflect Andy Warhol's iconic Marilyn Monroe series, prompted frenzied bidding at Sotheby's modern art sale. Originally valued at £10,000 they eventually fetched £50,000; the winning bid coming from a US-based private collector.
Sotheby's representative Elli Varnavides described the outcome of the sale as "spectacular". "I believe Kate Moss was happy about Banksy using her image in an iconic way," she added.» [Hello Magazine ... i knoooow]




Before i faint and get a couple of hours of innocent sleep i leave you with a hilarious version of Thriller. Indian style no less. If you don`t give yourself over to this gem, you are a zombie. A BAD zombie. You hear?

40 years of hysteria : The Movie

aaaaah ... what a birthday present ... My dear friend Whore More not only played my birthday, but he filmed it as well. Some days ago he gave me like 2 giga bytes on a disc and i was floored ... I`ve never been a sizequeen you know.
Well, i managed to upload the hysteria to YouTube for all of you to enjoy - and what a night it was ... dear!



Useful info:
All footage from:
ICONOCLASTIC BIRTHDAY PARTY - 2006 @ NAKEN, OSLO, NORWAY

Featuring:
PRINCESS JULIA (DJ Set, The Cock, London)
THE SILVER ENGINE (Live)
DEADSWAN (DJ Set, Iconoclastic)
DJ CHRIS LYNCH (DJ Set, Iconoclastic)
DJ LIL'WOLF (DJ Set, Iconoclastic)
DJ WHORE MORE (DJ Set, Sleazy Listening)


Credits:
All filming and editing: MORTEN MAGNUS
Musical track1 "Music, Sex & Candy" by LIL'WOLF (C) Iconoclastic '06
Musical track2 "My Stranger (Wolf's Unheimlich Mix)" by AARON-CARL
Remixed by LIL'WOLF (C) Iconoclastic '06



Disclaimer:
The film contains images of people that are off their nuts partying hard, nudity and foul language, so now you know. Oh get over it! Nonstop extatic dancing!

NEXT UP: NON STOP ECSTATIC DANCING FREAKS

Psst! Come on, click me and i`ll get bigger ... come on ...

MY BRAND NEW BOYFRIEND

What is it called again? Root canal?
Whatever ... my dentist actually hurt me and the pain is gonna stay a while, i was told.

Oh well, it has to be done. But hey, it means i could spend some money to comfort myself.
And what did i buy?

The Jeff Stryker doll of course!

He was never my favourite pornstar, but he`s a stayer and a fucker so that was reason enough.

At the moment i am babysitting my good friend Baron von Bulldog`s Billy Doll.
At a resent party he tried to make a c-list celebrity adopt Billy ... and i was furious!
Your dolls are supposed to stay with you for a lifetime, not just for x-mas...
And, i might add, especially doll`s that are as hung as the Billy Doll ... i rest my case.

No, wait. Why is Billy in my care i hear you ask?
At the end of the party i found Billy tossed away. Face down on the stairs. His ass exposed and not able to make any sense.
So, as the caring and compassionate person i try to be, sometimes, i took him by the balls and threw him in my backpack and headed home.

And now i`m in for a long and sleepless night as Billy and Jeff are getting to know one another ... cest la vie.


As a special treat i leave you with a bizarre musical gem. Jeff Stryker knows more than just fucking guys up the ass ... Here is a spanking country tune about just that; rear entry.

DOWNLOAD JEFF STRYKER «POP YOU IN THE POOPER»

Sing along with Jeff kids!

POP YOU IN THE POOPER
Hey Buddy--- you say you're straight, well that's great
But you oughtta try something new--
'Cause you've got a spot in a place that's HOT
And it likes to be tickled too!
I've got a WADD to drop on your loading dock--
"Deliveries in the Rear"
So, Buddy let's play, while the wife's away--
Let me get you another beer!!

Lemme' pop you in the pooper, Buddy
Until I hear you SQUEAL
If it hurts at first, that'll pass and then
You'll see how GOOD it feels.
We'll do it "doggie style", so get on your PAWS
And turn around and kneel---
YEAHH!! POP YOU IN THE POOPER, BUDDY---
Let's see how GOOD it feels!

If you're ready now, I'm gonna start to PLOW
And FERTILIZE YOUR FIELD--
Boy your "farm" is rich--- take it ALL you BITCH
Let's see what "crop" it yields.
For a guy who's "straight"--- MAN, your butt feels great
And don't worry, I'll never tell....
When we MEAT next time, maybe you'll try MINE,
But for now, let's hear YOU yell!! Yaaaaa----HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

CHORUS
Lemme' pop you in the pooper, Buddy
Until I hear you SQUEAL
If it hurts at first, that'll pass and then
You'll see it's no big deal!
Let's do it "doggie style", so GET ON YOUR PAWS
And turn around and KNEEL--
YEAHH!! POP YOU IN THE POOPER, BUDDY---
Don't you see how GOOD that feels??!!

I POPPED YOU IN THE POOPER, BABY.... now you KNOW how GREAT that feels!!!

JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY ...

Don`t you just hate mondays?
Well, this monday, today, is the worst by far.
How come i said yes to the dentist today of all days?
Was i drunk? Was i high?
Did he give me laughing gas before making me agree to such a stupid rendez vous ... Anyhow ...

I need a little pick-me-up to prepare me for the torture session ahead. I am not really a make up junkie. I used to mind you ... But i love make up actually.
And a manic monday can look so much brighter with some highlights and a lipliner don`t you think?

Well, i shall not pretend to be a Oriflame grrrl, so i`ll leave you in the hands of someone who know show to paint a vulgar picture, so to say, The Divine David.

The Divine David is the icon behind two of my favourite slogans:

REMEMBER, YOU ARE BE-AU-TI-FUL!

I`M NOT BITTER – I`M ANGRY!

Take it away divine creature!

THE DIVINE DAVID

THE BOY WHO CAME BACK

I was stunned the first time i heard Patric Wolf. His debut, «Lycanthropy» (2004), was haunting. All the stories about this young boy added to the fascination. The whole thing made me think about Marc Almond`s songs «Stories of Johnny» and «The Boy Who Came Back».

He started making music eleven years old. Soon experienced bullying at school for being different, or should i say brilliant?
When he was fourteen he met up with Leigh Bowery`s band Minty - too me that would equal heaven for a bullied boy ...

In 2005 he released «Wind in The Wires» which consisted of even more beautiful and haunting music.

He has a new album waiting in the wings. But first there is a new single, «Accident and Emergency». The single is scheduled for release 23d of october

But, dear punters, i have the video for you all!

PATRIC WOLF «ACCIDENT AND EMERGENCY»


LINKS TO PATRIC WOLF

PATRIC WOLF @ MYSPACE

PATRIC WOLF

HERE WE GO GO GO!

Finally a new flyer. If ever in Oslo, come join us in unholy decadance ...

Paul and Frank are so not gay ...

I guess all of you have come across guys like these. Stupid, naive - and so easy to take advantage of ... Hell, we call them fruitflies.

Don`t really know what show this is or anything. The humour reminds me of Arrested Development - and that`s a good thing. Someone, somewhere, in the blogsphere asked the question: «Is this homophobic?»

Duh ... are you serious?
If guys have to stage something like this in order to enjoy a cock up the rear it`s nobodys god damn business but their own. Go for it boys!

NAUGHT KIDS ON MY TV-SCREEN

Just a quick flick to show you my latest obsession, KIDS ON TV.
They totally rock!
Check the video for «Breakdance Hunx» down below ...

The lyrics to «Breakdance Hunx» is sure to make me dance with a cheeky grin on my face!
If it has the same effect on you, the we should meet and giggle together!



BREAKDACE HUNX
I'm going to tell my friends about you

What do you mean by that? What friends?

I have friends and they have money

What does money have to do with anything?

Certainly you must realize that you have a market
value

Market?

Yeah, a little blonde boy who breakdances and sucks
cock

I see

We could make 5 grand a week easy off your ass baby

You think so?

I know so.
_____________________________________________


The story, so far:
Kids On TV emerged from the drainage pipe of a Toronto bathhouse in the spring of 2003. The group consists of John Caffery, Minus Smile, Wolf, and Roxanne Luchak. Their output includes, but is by no means limited to, musical recordings, musical performances, film, dance videos,rock opera collaborations, graffiti, crafting, and live "sleep-ins" in ritzy Toronto bars. Kids On TV want to transform space and your mind. Tune in. Get addicted. Get nasty. Kids On TV bring it live and bring it real with big dirty beats, shameless samples and breakdance meat.

CH CH CH CHECK THEM OUT!
HOMEPAGE: KIDS ON TV
Also: KIDS ON TV @ MYSPACE

GOODIES 4 YOU FROM THE KIDS
DOWNLOAD KIDS ON TV «BREAKDANCE HUNX»

DOWNLOAD KIDS ON TV Feat. BOY GEORGE «BREAKDANCE HUNX» MIND TRANSIT REMIX

DOWNLOAD KIDS ON TV «A SONG FOR HOLLY WOODLAWN»

DOWNLOAD LESBIANS ON ECSTASY «BITCHSY» KIDS ON TV REMIX

EYECANDY: BREAKDANCE HUNX THE VIDEO

TRONIK GOSSIP YOUTH

I`m speechless ... Instead of talking, i`m dancing around in my bedroom. The Gossips thundering anthem «Standing In The Way Of Control» is being released again - and with a couple of new remixes. Good ones. Really, really, good ones. Soulwax does one. Headman does one. But the one for me is being served by Tronik Youth!

Tronik Youth turns it into a «synth-pop-fest-
for-electro-fiends».

It`s just pure energy, and the energy and soul of Beth Gibbon and The Gossip is still intact.

You can`t do better than that then. Right?

ENJOY THE GOSSIP «STANDING IN THE WAY OF CONTROL» TRONIK YOUTH REMIX

BUY THE GOSSIP «STANDING IN THE WAY OF CONTROL» 12" part 1 & 2